Soap Opera writers really ought to be following this case

Of course I mean Britney and Kevin. Where to start? Oh my it was an interesting (unplanned) day off I had… My, my, my, my, my, my, my… Mmm-mmm

Well, I suppose I’ll start with someone Kfed’s lawyer attempted to have served assaulting Aaron Cohen—the man responsible for sending Larry Rudolph into hiding, and making Alli Sims cry (whine ass)—with a deadly weapon. At least, that’s what police have said the charge could be. There’s also a hit and run on the table.

Sam Osama Lufti was arriving home when he apparently recognised Cohen. He then gunned his Mercedes, rammed Cohen’s Buick, smashed into a Range Rover, and sped off, ignoring a stop sign!

Perez sez things smell fishy. I want to say I think it smells like a damned tuna-canning factory! If Brit Brit is such a wonderful mother, why don’t her friends, associates, etc, take the subpoenas, go to court, and stick up for her!

Now–the DCFS report.

We don’t know yet who called DCFS, but there is apparently an interesting little clue…

See, DCFS keeps its allegations hush-hush. But in court papers, KFed’s team filed today, the complaints are listed as poor dental hygiene, poor eating habits, and poor sleeping habits. Physical abuse is not alleged.

Sources:
Perez Hilton
“What are They Hiding?”
TMZ.com
“New Criminal Investigation in Britney Fight”
“Who’s Behind the Britney Investigation?–Plot Thickens”

More of Andy Dick than I wanted to see…

So, apparently boozing and drugging it up and slutting around quite enough to top off Andy Dick’s weekend in Columbus. Nope. We could never be so lucky.

He had to do the ‘drunken parking lot piss’ whilst calling or texting someone!

And because I know some readers will want to see the pics (I don’t know why–I did and proceeded to struggle with my stomach so as not to puke), they are at PerezHilton.com (so totally NOT befouling my blog with these ones, plus, I warn you now they are NSFW-UNCENSORED, you can see Dick’s dick). If you are insane enough to want them, enjoy. [That's also my source link]

Why is he famous? Seriously. I don’t know anything he’s done other than drugs and pissing off John Lovitz.

Watch Perez Hilton on tv!

I’m am totally doing this of my own free will, and am actually NOT in any way affiliated with Perez.

But I simply love them man.  He is entertaining, intelligent, and appears to be a genuinely decent person (not to mention simply genuine).  He is my frequent source (and generally a good one).

Anyways, he’s got his own show on VH1 called ‘What Perez Sez,’ which will debut at 9 pm on 11 Sept.

He’s ALSO doing an MTV show, Celebrity Rap Superstar (also referred to as Rappin With the Stars), which debuts Thursday (30 Aug) at 10 pm!

He’ll be getting some of my Perezious tv time, though now I get to play Juggle-the-DVR schedule *sighs*

I wonder how crow tastes…

So this whole damned 50 Cent/Kanye West thing is back on the front burner.  Fiddy-iot was told (mistakenly) by radio host Booker that West’s album was pushed back a week.  So the loser-to be gloated:

‘That just makes sense. He’s scared of me! I told him, “You gotta expect to lose by a landslide. I just looked at him really serious and said – Kanye you’re gonna lose, man. You’re gonna lose bad.’ I said ‘Just check it out, if you come out the same day I come out, then everybody’s gonna know that you’re coming out because of me, cuz they’re going to the stores to buy mine and they’ll see yours on the side”‘.

I’m thinking it’s more, at this point, if he’s lucky, people will buy a copy of his album when they go in to pick up Kanye’s.  I haven’t looked forward to Sept 11 in 6 years, but I’m waiting for this one!

Btw, on the iTunes chart, based on pre-orders, Kanye is sitting at #17 and 50 Cent is at a miserable #64.

Someone may wanna get the loudmouth soon-to-be-ex rapper (remember he swore to quit if Kanye outsells him) some hot sauce, cos I’ve heard it’s tough to choke down that much crow.

Source: Perez Hilton

Owen Wilson suicide attempt confirmed.

It was confirmed today that Owen Wilson’s hospitalisation was the result suicide attempt.  Police logs obtained from celebrity media confirmed the call to Owen’s house as an “attempt suicide”.

Owen’s publicist, Ina Treciokas released a statement from Owen, in which he says:

“I respectfully ask that the media allow me to receive care and heal in private during this difficult time”.

Get well soon Owen!

Source: Perez Hilton

Internet crashed

My apologies for lack of updates over the past 36 hours.  My internet crashed.  I am now using a shared dial up connection, so posts will be forthcoming, just perhaps not as many or not in the same time frame.