Ugh. More of the Dick

Andy Dick wasn’t happy polluting Columbus OH with his presence (and piss).  Now he’s polluting his neighbour’s backyard.

Apparently he thinks he lives next door to a redemption center or a landfill.  He was pitching beer bottles over his fence into the neighbour’s yard.

Then, apparently he didn’t think he’d pissed them off enough.  He cranked up the volume after midnight resulting in a noise complaint.

One night, two cop visits, two warnings.  Three strikes he’s out: Police have indicated if he violates city codes covering parties (noise ordinances most likely), he will receive an actual misdemeanor charge.

He’s apparently also pissed off the principal of a local elementary school, but there was no elaboration on that.

He and Britney should hook up; they’d get along great!

Source: TMZ

More custody drama

and it’s NOT Britney and KFed.

Nope it’s Charlie and Denise.  They are facing off in the media now.

Seems Denise didn’t take too kindly to Charlie talking to media about his dissatisfaction with their current arrangement.  She thinks the whole thing should be handled privately (something, I’m normally inclined to agree with).

 ”I was disappointed to learn of my ex-husband Charlie Sheen’s current statement regarding our personal affairs. This was and should still be a private matter that we as responsible parents settled privately. I stand by that agreement and I will continue to do what is best for our children while attempting to keep this family situation a private matter.” — Denise

Charlie has rebutted.

“Until I’m granted the ability to hire my own nanny, she is required to provide one and I was terribly insulted that she felt her ‘assistant’ was a suitable replacement. If it’s unfortunate that I’m speaking, it’s ‘unfortunate’ that an incredibly loving and responsible father and his terrifically capable fiancée are being subjected to these transparent and unnecessary sanctions, that have nothing to do with responsible co-parenting and everything to do with punishment and control. As long as I am forced to live under these conditions with my children, people are going to hear about it.”

Now, I’m thinking that Charlie is going to the media as a ‘court of last resort’ so to speak, speaking out of frustration not malice.

Now, I know he’s abused drugs before, and cheated on Denise, but from all appearances that seems to have ended.

Besides, didn’t St Denise wind up stealing her best friend’s hubby?

For gods’ sakes, let the man hire his own damned nanny, one who really IS a nanny not a celeb assistant.

Sources:
Perez Hilton
He Said
She Said

Oh, Britney woke up finally…

Brit brit has finally taken a shot at ex hubby KFed by hiring a PI to dig up skeletons in his closet.  Now, yeah, he’s got some skeletons, but Brit’s got a whole graveyard of them!

Source: Perez Hilton