Sad part is-he’s not joking

Happy Monday’s star Bez is apparently a fucking moron.  He is quoted as saying:

Pete Doherty is talked about all the time but he’s a fucking lightweight. He spends more time in rehab than he does taking drugs for fuck’s sake. Winehouse is the same, she’s got a lot to prove. There are too many part-time rock n’ rollers these days. They should get out and have a good time. I’ve not spent a minute in rehab in 25 years and I’m alright.”

Uh, yeah…that last part is debateable.  Fuckin jackass.

Source: Contact Music

I’m starting to think Dick’s a news whore

Interesting week when a Z-list comedian makes blogs more than Britney…

Andy Dick got into a bit of a tussle with a paparazzo Wednesday, 29 Aug, when he tried grabbing the man’s video camera.

He insisted he was after the tape, not the camera, and lunged for the camera. The pap dodged him and Dick chased him (still-shooting!!) down the Walk of Fame.

I’ll keep an eye on TMZ and X-17 and see if they get the footage from that camera, cos that is sure to be entertaining!

UPDATE: better late than never, I found the video at TMZ.

Source: Contact Music

Sebastian said Knock You Out!!!

Awww dayum! If you didn’t catch Celebrity Rap Superstar you missed a kickass rockin performance by Sebastian Bach! Rock and roll became rock and rap tonight baby! Each celebrity is paired up with a pro rapper, and given a song to perform, NOT of their choice. They work with their mentor and prepare for a live performance in front of 3 judges (DMC of Run DMC, da Brat, and someone from hip hop radio whose name escapes me right now-I’ll update later when I catch a repeat Big Boy, from Power 106 in LA) and a studio audience.

Now, it’s clear when they selected the celebs that talent was not a factor. Because some of these people really fuckin sucked. Colin Farrell look-alike Jason Wahler and Efren Ramirez (Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite) were absolute worst, and I expect one of them will be singin Hit the Road Jack next week. (Or, no votes for Pedro this time, and Jason is headed for the Hills…).

My man Perez kicked ass and owned it baby! Shar Jackson proved that at least SHE can rap (she’s Kevin Federline’s other baby momma), so there is some hope for those kids. Countess Vaughan performed what has got to be the gayest song I have EVER heard in my life (Lipgloss by L’il Momma), but kicked ass! There was a Playboy bunny, whose name once again escapes me Kendra Wilkinson. Totally gorgeous, got kickass moves, but can NOT rap. Jamal Anderson from the Atlanta Falcons did so-so. Forgot lyrics so he freestyled, not too badly, but he really wasn’t impressive. The absolute best was Sebastian Bach though! If he keeps on the way he did tonight, he will come out the winner. (Total off-topic side note, his brother, Zack, played goal-keeper for my local pro hockey team, so Bach-not his real last name-was here a couple times-pretty cool!).

There are plenty of reruns on MTV, you should totally check it out. Even if you don’t care for rap or hip hop (I don’t), it’s worth it.

PS: How many times you think Kevin will say I heard that next week?

It IS possible to be too confident, moron…

Gods, he won’t shut up!  I’m talking about Fiddy-iot.  He had this to say during an interview:

“Its not possible for Kanye to beat me, I don’t know why I said that. Its like the teddy bear vs. the gorilla. Def Jam [West's label] is going to buy about 200,000 of Kanye’s records. Kanye sucks, I’m going to be honest, he sounds like a robot, he has a robot record.”

Please, let the 11th get here, and fast!  Please people, buy Kanye’s album.

Source: Perez Hilton