Sore Loser?

Or just loser?  50 Cent is crying.  Foul that is.  He’s accusing Kanye West’s label, Def Jam, of rigging record sales.  His basis for this claim?

“He’s never had a fraction of the sales 50 Cent has.”

Maybe people just want you to go the eff away dude.  Oh, and Fiddiot?  Talking about yourself in 3rd person is SOOO passé.

Source: NY Daily News

Judge orders Britney to undergo random drug testing

Judge Scott Gordon has ordered hard-partying trainwreck Britney Spears to undergo twice weekly random drug tests, saying that she has a

‘habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol.’

He refused to make any changes to the current 50-50 agreement the ex-couple had.  He also ordered them to engage in a joint co-parenting couselling programme.

Both are forbidden from drinking while or in the 12 hours preceding such time as they are

‘responsible for the health and safety of the minor children.’

Neither is permitted to use corporal punishment (slapping, spanking, etc) on the children and may not permit anyone else to.

And finally, neither KFed nor Britney can say derogatory things about the other person, the other person’s family, and the other person’s significant other.

Source: TMZ