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Oh. My. God. Possibly the craziest lawsuit ever (EVER) filed!!!

Posted by gnn1 on Wednesday, 15 August 2007

Jonathan Lee Riches, a prisoner in South Carolina, has filed a lawsuit against Michael Vick.  And this time I actually feel sorry for Vick.

Riches alleges a laundry list of routine crimes including fraud and conspiracy.  Now, that’s really pretty wrong given what he himself is doing.

The suit is for $63,000,000,000 (that’s BILLION, folks).  And Riches’ claim is that Vick stole his two pitbulls, used them in dog fighting, then sold them on e-bay.

And it gets better (this is actually the good part).  He says that Vick used the proceeds from the sale to buy missiles from the Iranian government.  He would need those missiles because he was faithful to al-Qaeda, pledging allegiance to them in February of this year.

Riches wants Vick to

stop physically hurting my feelings and dashing my hopes.

Um, how do you physically hurt someone’s feelings.  (The answer, by the way, is that you can’t).

He is either on some heavy duty drugs or is seriously mentally ill.  Or both.  It’s a given that a judge will dismiss this, but Riches will appeal (I guarantee it).

PDF of the filing

Sources:

DListed

FoxNews.com

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